tales of a little monster.
him: why do girls have to be so weird?
me: because we're a ball of hormones and estrogen.
him: i guess, but that does not mean be fake as hell
me: AMEN SWEET JESUS.
miss-jt:

beatrooooze:

Omg haha

Omfg, i just had too.

miss-jt:

beatrooooze:

Omg haha

Omfg, i just had too.

THAT. BATHING. SUIT.

THAT. BATHING. SUIT.

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kayleelovesstrawberries:

sonickid1234:

feministwhimsy:

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contagiouslystupid:

bluephoenix52:

suckmyphallus:

spicybutthole:

thneedz:

milesjai:

This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th centure Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk.

Truly horrifying.

OK ONE DAY IM GOING TO WORK UP THR COURAGE TO LISTEN TO THIS

should i play it I’m honestly scared

>people that are too scared to play it

omg I want to play this but I’m alone and I can’t afford to take that risk… man.. I’m such a pussy sometimes.

oh my god this was HORRIFYING 

Reblogging again because if I’m going to hell so are all of you. Fucking scary shit.

omg that was NOT something to listen to when you are home alone.

It took about 4 times for me to get it to play and when it finally started I was on a different page and almost had a heart-attack. Literally the scariest thing I’ve ever listened to in my life. Guess who won’t be sleeping tonight, or any night hereafter?

megustamemes:

Socially Awkward Penguin

megustamemes:

Socially Awkward Penguin

Streetlight Manifesto - Everything Went Numb
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teamkilling-fucktard:

Streetlight Manifesto - Everything Went Numb.

Ski mask? Check.
Sawed-off? Check.
Guilty conscious? Fear of death?
Check, check, check.
Everything went numb when he stumbled upon
What he thought was gonna be another means to the end.
Silence.
Sirens.
It all went down like his nightmare from the night before.
I don’t wanna hear,
I don’t wanna be near.
I do what I gotta do
Just to keep my nose clean.

Streetlight Manifesto. You remind me of high school and simpler times. <3